(Source: missmayonnaise, via the-spider-in-the-nebula)
So I didn’t know that fucking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just fucking look.
They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.
Want one as a pet? Well they’d be $9000 dollars, but that’s hypothetical because you simply cannot have one. Also, they like to eat dead parrots and dolphins and that’s out of your budget too. Ablubblubbloo…
Want. To. Touch.
omg….omg…..omg…OMG
Check this out, Rikuru, that’s two Daitengus right there. c:
LAMMERGEIRS OOO:
Fuck these birds are awesome looking. Those eyes!
What beautiful creatures <3
(via the-spider-in-the-nebula)
You can change your username on DeviantART. Without making a new account and all the hassle that comes with it.
FUCKING FINALLY. Took them long enough to get this.
I’ve changed mine to ‘ThatWickedSmile’.
Flatmates had another party last night in the kitchen. There was the usual mess, you know, bottles, cans and food everywhere. Nothing new.
I was just making my lunch when one of my flatmates walked in with the usual hangover. He lifted up a dishcloth on the table that revealed a lot of broken glass and vodka underneath.
Flatmate: Oh yeah.. forgot about that.. I think someone else did that.
Me: Yeah..? : /
Flatmate: Uhuh… I tried to drink up that vodka. I got a piece of glass stuck in my gum.
Me:….
I’m glad I live with such intelligent people…. who are also borderline alcoholics.